Xavier was on the trampoline and lying down for a rest after several minutes jumping and I overheard him, pretending to read the warning label and it went:

"This trampoline is not for two kids, only one."

"Can't wear shoes, only socks. Must close zip so don't fall out."

By this time, he noticed me watching him.

"Daddy is poo-poo and likes work. Haha!"

There was another thing he said but I can't remember coz I was laughing, but what?! I like work?! Maybe he just observed that I leave everyday and can't play with him all the time.